“‘EEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH!’ Screamed Arthur.
Then he put his dick into his sister’s asshole and started to fuck her dead body. He then came into his sister’s lifeless asshole. Then he looked at the wound he had inflicted on her neck. He then took a peice of fleash out and ate it.
'Mmmm this tastes just like chicken!'.”
"And I say hey (HEY!)
What a wonderful kind of day…”
- Somebody: Could you spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place.
- Me: Yep! What a concept!
- Somebody: Yeah bro, exchanging money for petrol. I'm a fucking visionary!
- Me: I could use a little fuel myself! And we could all use a little change...
- Somebody: Never mind, I'll ask someone else.
"This showed up 20 minutes ago on a facebook group I’m a part of. Nothing like wooing strangers on the internet based on Myers-Briggs!"
I’m guessing he doesn’t actually know who Sonny & Cher are.
Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
The smell of dying leaves
If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house
Australians are reading this and saying “I don’t get it.”
The struggle of accept/except is perpetually real. But most importantly, this #wisdumb right here… O____o
Jaden Smith has a lot to answer for.
Look, I don’t know if shooting penguins will help the environment or not. But I do know the decision shouldn’t be in the hands of people who just wanna kill for fun.
Dear everyone ever in the history of time:
Stop saying ‘a feel’. Use ‘a feeling’ or ‘an emotion’. If you’re going on this long eloquent speech about gender issues or whatever and you use ‘a feel’ or ‘the feels’ the urge to dismiss you as just another dumbshit teen is too great. We have words for talking about emotions and feelings and it’s important to use them if you want people to actually take what you’re saying seriously.
But le maymays XD LOL 9gag