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If Quantum Leap was made today: Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into the body of a competitive Starcraft player during the height of the game’s popularity. He has to stop his teammate from dying of a heart attack after playing it for 50 hours straight in the original timeline. Al gives up at this point.

*sees Sailor Moon tag*Ooh, this might be a cute little picture!*waits for image to load*OK, I was not expecting that at all.

*sees Sailor Moon tag*
Ooh, this might be a cute little picture!
*waits for image to load*
OK, I was not expecting that at all.

(via kagayaita)

A Rant On Why Explanations Are Better Than Insults

matryoshcat:

edit: oops, the bottom of this got cut if when I first posted.

Hey guys. I’ve got some things to say, so just… hear me out, okay?

Recently I was looking through some posts about material that is rather sensitive on tumblr (in this case, empowered women) and I saw in the notes…

tl;dr version: Something something turtles.

tgwtgsecrets:

An unpopular opinion

Honestly, after not getting picked up by TGWTG I have really lost all interested in the site. Not intentionally, I’m not bitterly boycotting them. But I think the only thing keeping me invested was my hope that would some day be part of it.
They probably wont do another pick for at least a year and i’m just not interested in waiting that long. I wish them all the best, because it looks like they have alienated everyone who could have helped them succeed. I’m happy to watch the producers I love on their own channels and websites. But as far as tgwtg goes for a main hub, I think the redesign and game show are just too little too late. 


"I’m not bitter, look how not bitter I am. This be my not bitter face."

tgwtgsecrets:

An unpopular opinion

Honestly, after not getting picked up by TGWTG I have really lost all interested in the site. Not intentionally, I’m not bitterly boycotting them. But I think the only thing keeping me invested was my hope that would some day be part of it.

They probably wont do another pick for at least a year and i’m just not interested in waiting that long. I wish them all the best, because it looks like they have alienated everyone who could have helped them succeed. I’m happy to watch the producers I love on their own channels and websites. But as far as tgwtg goes for a main hub, I think the redesign and game show are just too little too late. 

"I’m not bitter, look how not bitter I am. This be my not bitter face."

(via obscuruslupa)

…I might have issues.


I might have issues.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Arthur
“‘EEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH!’ Screamed Arthur.
Then he put his dick into his sister’s asshole and started to fuck her dead body. He then came into his sister’s lifeless asshole. Then he looked at the wound he had inflicted on her neck. He then took a peice of fleash out and ate it.
'Mmmm this tastes just like chicken!'.”

"And I say hey (HEY!)What a wonderful kind of day…”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Arthur

“‘EEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH!’ Screamed Arthur.

Then he put his dick into his sister’s asshole and started to fuck her dead body. He then came into his sister’s lifeless asshole. Then he looked at the wound he had inflicted on her neck. He then took a peice of fleash out and ate it.

'Mmmm this tastes just like chicken!'.”

"And I say hey (HEY!)
What a wonderful kind of day…”

  • Somebody: Could you spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place.
  • Me: Yep! What a concept!
  • Somebody: Yeah bro, exchanging money for petrol. I'm a fucking visionary!
  • Me: I could use a little fuel myself! And we could all use a little change...
  • Somebody: Never mind, I'll ask someone else.
fedoras-united:

"This showed up 20 minutes ago on a facebook group I’m a part of.  Nothing like wooing strangers on the internet based on Myers-Briggs!"

"Sunny."I’m guessing he doesn’t actually know who Sonny & Cher are.

fedoras-united:

"This showed up 20 minutes ago on a facebook group I’m a part of.  Nothing like wooing strangers on the internet based on Myers-Briggs!"

"Sunny."
I’m guessing he doesn’t actually know who Sonny & Cher are.

(Source: )

thingsamylikes:

quentinscutie:

hairy-legs-and-homestuck:

Muggleborns at Hogwarts
(1/?)

I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap

This ALWAYS puzzled me about Potterverse, that every muggle who entered Hogwarts somehow never ever were allowed to bring their culture with them. Like Hermione didn’t have a Discman with her to listen to CDs sent from home while she studied? If a Muggle discovers they are magical, they can no longer acknowledge their upbringing or culture in Wizard society? How can Wizards like Arthur Weasley be so clueless about muggle items when SO many muggles are witches and wizards?

Hogwarts are basically for cultural erasure. The wizard equivalent of whitewashing.

(Source: thejovenshire, via vigaishere)

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