NOT GARY's blog

for when IT DOESN'T FIT ON TWITTER AND I CAN'T THINK OF WHERE ELSE TO PUT IT. Also, I'll probably use this to share things on Tumblr I like, but that's a given. And this is a gibbon.

holymaurymotherofgod:

aftershock

"Hi, we’d like you to come on The Maury Povich Show so you can do a DNA test to see if you are this child’s father."

"Sweet! I always wanted to show off my dance moves on national television."

"Wait, what?"

grawly:

THIS SHREK COOKBOOK TOLD THIS PERSON’S KIDS TO MAKE PANCAKES WITH TWO AND A HALF CUPS OF SUGAR

That’s a lot of layers!

(via ruinedchildhood)

Dammit Ryuuko, I said wear clothes cuter than me. Not that tacky wrinkled jacket you’ve worn since forever.

—Sassy Senketsu From Heaven

I just watched an episode of Toy Hunter. They went to a guy who has been a Star Wars fan since the first movie came out and has a whole shed worth of Star Wars memorabilia. One of the hosts took out his toy Rancor and goes to the guy “Hey look, it’s the Rancor. Y’know, from Return Of The Jedi?”

YEAH, I’D THINK HE’D FUCKING KNOW.

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