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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Arthur
“‘EEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH!’ Screamed Arthur.
Then he put his dick into his sister’s asshole and started to fuck her dead body. He then came into his sister’s lifeless asshole. Then he looked at the wound he had inflicted on her neck. He then took a peice of fleash out and ate it.
'Mmmm this tastes just like chicken!'.”

"And I say hey (HEY!)What a wonderful kind of day…”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Arthur

“‘EEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH!’ Screamed Arthur.

Then he put his dick into his sister’s asshole and started to fuck her dead body. He then came into his sister’s lifeless asshole. Then he looked at the wound he had inflicted on her neck. He then took a peice of fleash out and ate it.

'Mmmm this tastes just like chicken!'.”

"And I say hey (HEY!)
What a wonderful kind of day…”

  • Somebody: Could you spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place.
  • Me: Yep! What a concept!
  • Somebody: Yeah bro, exchanging money for petrol. I'm a fucking visionary!
  • Me: I could use a little fuel myself! And we could all use a little change...
  • Somebody: Never mind, I'll ask someone else.
fedoras-united:

"This showed up 20 minutes ago on a facebook group I’m a part of.  Nothing like wooing strangers on the internet based on Myers-Briggs!"

"Sunny."I’m guessing he doesn’t actually know who Sonny & Cher are.

fedoras-united:

"This showed up 20 minutes ago on a facebook group I’m a part of.  Nothing like wooing strangers on the internet based on Myers-Briggs!"

"Sunny."
I’m guessing he doesn’t actually know who Sonny & Cher are.

thingsamylikes:

quentinscutie:

hairy-legs-and-homestuck:

Muggleborns at Hogwarts
(1/?)

I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap

This ALWAYS puzzled me about Potterverse, that every muggle who entered Hogwarts somehow never ever were allowed to bring their culture with them. Like Hermione didn’t have a Discman with her to listen to CDs sent from home while she studied? If a Muggle discovers they are magical, they can no longer acknowledge their upbringing or culture in Wizard society? How can Wizards like Arthur Weasley be so clueless about muggle items when SO many muggles are witches and wizards?

Hogwarts are basically for cultural erasure. The wizard equivalent of whitewashing.

(Source: thejovenshire, via vigaishere)

fuckyeahfive0:

Hawaii Five-0 Casting - 'Amanda Setton as new Medical Examiner'

Peter Lenkov recently told TV Guide that Hawaii Five-0 were casting for a new female medical examiner to be trained by Max who will be just as quick and intelligent as Mr. Bergman and will cause frustration for Danny. During recent filming for Season 5 the medical examiner was spotted and appears to be former ‘The Crazy Ones’ star Amanda Setton. What do you guys think of the newest addition??

As long as this isnt some ploy to make her a love interest, I’m into it.

Wait, is Max still there?

(Source: h50daily)

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

Australians are reading this and saying “I don’t get it.”

(Source: this-tragic-affair, via aminorgod)

dumbesttweets:

Gia submitted
The struggle of accept/except is perpetually real. But most importantly, this #wisdumb right here… O____o

Jaden Smith has a lot to answer for.

dumbesttweets:

Gia submitted

The struggle of accept/except is perpetually real. But most importantly, this #wisdumb right here… O____o

Jaden Smith has a lot to answer for.

the1janitor:

astudyinfezzes:

"…why is it that the very basic definition of feminism is what no one can seem to grasp?"

An Open Letter to Shailene Woodley

Just once, just ONCE, I would like the feminism movement to consider for like a millisecond the possibility that maybe, perhaps, the reason that so many people allegedly don’t understand feminism or don’t want to identify with it is because of something maybe perhaps that they themselves are doing wrong?

No? Okay.

Not ALL feminists.

Look, I don’t know if shooting penguins will help the environment or not. But I do know the decision shouldn’t be in the hands of people who just wanna kill for fun.

—Turanga Leela

swamitime:

Dear everyone ever in the history of time:

Stop saying ‘a feel’. Use ‘a feeling’ or ‘an emotion’. If you’re going on this long eloquent speech about gender issues or whatever and you use ‘a feel’ or ‘the feels’ the urge to dismiss you as just another dumbshit teen is too great. We have words for talking about emotions and feelings and it’s important to use them if you want people to actually take what you’re saying seriously.

But le maymays XD LOL 9gag

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